Character Interview

This can only lead to embarrassment but okay

Character Interview

Rules:
1. Pick three of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OCs.
3. Tag five people to do this meme~!

Victims:
Jocelyn
Yvette --> Yvette types weirdly because she's blind and doesn't really know how to type or talk correctly, poor girl
Audrey


1. What are your names?

Jocelyn: Jocelyn

Yvette: HELLO MY NAME IS YVETTE.

Audrey: Audrey, okay.


2. Do you know why you were named that?

Jocelyn: Uh, I think it was my grandma's name. My grandma was probably awesome.

Yvette: MY MOTHER QUITE LIKED THAT NAME.

Audrey: I don't know, it's just a goddamn name.


3. Are you single or taken?

Jocelyn: Single and ready to mingle~

Yvette: THOUGH I AM CONSIDERED SINGLE I AM ACTUALLY TAKEN HELLO PETE

Audrey: SINGLE. Got that, Oliver? Single, and planning on staying that way, thanks.


4. Have any abilities or powers?

Jocelyn: I'm a acrobat . A good acrobat. That alone is a power.

Yvette: QUITE THE OPPOSITE REALLY BUT I AM QUITE GOOD WITH SCIENCE I BELIEVE THAT COUNTS MY FATHER USED TO TELL ME STORIES OF SUPERHEROES WHO WERE INTELLIGENT.

Audrey: yes

5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!

Jocelyn: A what.

Yvette: NO MY NAME IS YVETTE.

Audrey: Mary-Sue is the most shit name I have ever heard.


6. What's your eye color?

Jocelyn: Boring brown.

Yvette: I USE TO HAVE THESE NICE BLUE EYES BUT I AM OKAY WITH HAVING NO EYES AS WELL I HAVE NO EYES RIGHT NOW

Audrey: Green, the colour of fucking emeralds.


7. How about hair color?

Jocelyn: Uh, blue, clearly.

Yvette: MY HAIR IS QUITE BLACK AND FROM THE FEEL OF IT QUITE LONG AS WELL THOUGH YOU DIDN'T ASK THAT LAST PART OF THE QUESTION I APOLOGIZE.

Audrey: Brown. And goddammit Jocelyn, your hair is not fucking blue, it's brown. You just dyed it.


8. Have any family members?

Jocelyn: I have a little sister who has purple hair, yes we dyed it Audrey. Rude.

Yvette: I HAVE MY FATHER.

Audrey: I have an older brother who is not nearly as goddamn awesome as me, the fucking burnout.


10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.

Jocelyn: Dem bitches.

Yvette: I DO NOT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE.

Audrey: You. And goddamn books , Jesus, what is the point? And the fact that there is no number 9.


11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Jocelyn: Ha, yes, maybe just a little of gymnastics, pfft.

Yvette: I QUITE LIKE DOING BALLET BUT SOMETIMES I CRASH INTO THINGS IF THERE IS NOT AN OPEN ENOUGH SPACE SO IT IS DIFFICULT.

Audrey: no


12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Jocelyn: Yeah, I've accidentally kicked some people in the face. Also I've accidentally kicked myself in teh face.

Yvette: I HOPE NOT INTENTIONALLY I AM SORRY.

Audrey: yes


13. Ever… killed anyone before?

Jocelyn: Ha, not yet.

Yvette: NO I HAVE NOT THOUGH I BLAME MYSELF QUITE A BIT FOR THE DEATH OF MY MOTHER BUT I DO TRY NOT TO PONDER THAT SO OFTEN.

Audrey: yes


14. What kind of animal are you?

Jocelyn: A snake. A sexy snake.

Yvette: JOCELYN A SNAKE HAS NO ARMS THAT IS NO VALID. I THINK I WOULD BE A BAT BECAUSE THEY ARE BLIND AND ENJOY MANGOES LIKE ME.

Audrey: I'm a goddamn human.


15. Name your worst habits?

Jocelyn: I bite my nails but that's pretty much it.

Yvette: I AM VERY INSECURE SOMETIMES AND SOMETIMES I TOUCH PEOPLE ON THEIR FACES AND I HAVE TO BUT I AM SCARED THAT THEY ARE WEIRDED OUT BY IT.

Audrey: I have none.


16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Jocelyn: Scarlett, the bearded lady at my circus is a total bro.

Yvette: MY FATHER.

Audrey: myself


17. Gay, straight, or bi?

Jocelyn: I am open to anything.

Yvette: I AM STRAIGHT.

Audrey: I like men.


18. Do you go to school?

Jocelyn: I go the school at my circus.

Yvette: I AM TUTORED BY MY FATHER.

Audrey: I used to, I guess.


19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?

Jocelyn: Yeah, why not.

Yvette: YES I THINK THAT WOULD BE NICE.

Audrey: Ha. No.


20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?

Jocelyn: Yes, I have many fans.

Yvette: NO I DO NOT BELIEVE SO BUT IF  I DO HELLO

Audrey: wat


21. What are you most afraid of?

Jocelyn: Pfft. Heights *obnoxious cackling*

Yvette: SILENCE. WITHOUT NOISE I HAVE NOTHING.

Audrey: nothing


22. What do you usually wear?

Jocelyn: Usually leotards and stuff, since I'm constantly in work-mode.

Yvette: I ENJOY LONGER DRESSES AND SUCH THANK YOU.

Audrey: Clothes, dumbass.


24. Do you wish this quiz was over?

Jocelyn: Um, sure.

Yvette: NO I QUITE LIKE COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS.

Audrey: Goddamn yes. Wait where is 23.


25. Well, it's still not over!

Jocelyn: Ok.

Yvette: OH THAT IS NICE.

Audrey: fuck you


27. How many friends do you have?

Jocelyn: Lots, I'm very popular.

Yvette: I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS TO MAKE ME HAPPY THANK YOU FRIENDS.

Audrey: I don't need friends, I'm friends with myself, and that is the greatest friendship anyone could ask for.


28. What are your thoughts on pie?

Jocelyn: Who doesn't love pie, amirite?

Yvette: I AGREE PIE IS VERY NICE.

Audrey: I hate pie.


29. Alright. What's your favorite food?

Jocelyn: Oh, probably my grandmother's food.

Yvette: I QUITE LIKE MACAROONS.

Audrey: If I can eat it, I will.


30. Favorite drink?

Jocelyn: Soda pop.

Yvette: I LIKE DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE WITH THE WHIPPED CREAM IT IS NICE.

Audrey: Beer.


31. What's your favorite place?

Jocelyn: In the air.

Yvette: I LIKE TO BE SNUGGLY.

Audrey: My bed.


32. Are you interested in anyone?

Jocelyn: Everyone, haha, pfft.

Yvette: HELLO PETE <3

Audrey: No, get off, Oliver.


33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?

Jocelyn: 36D ;D

Yvette: I DO NOT LIKE THIS QUESTION.

Audrey: no


34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

Jocelyn: Ocean!

Yvette: LAKES ARE NICE.

Audrey: Neither, I hate both.


35. What's your type?

Jocelyn: I like confident guys, clever guys.

Yvette: I LIKE PETE.

Audrey: A goddamn MAN.


36. Any fetishes?

Jocelyn: Yes.

Yvette: WHAT DO YOU MEAN REALLY.

Audrey: Probably, yes. You don't need to know.


37. Seme or uke?

Jocelyn: I'm sorry what is that.

Yvette: THIS QUESTION ALSO CONFUSES ME.

Audrey: We're not in fucking Japan.


38. Camping or indoors?

Jocelyn: Outdoors! More to swing and jump from so fun!

Yvette: INDOORS PLEASE, IT SEEMS SAFER, I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS.

Audrey: Indoors, outside is horrible.


39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?

Jocelyn: I'm a little done with this, yeah.

Yvette: NO THIS IS FUN.

Audrey: YES.


40. Well, it's over! Now tag five people!

Jocelyn: Uh, I vote eakk917 and other people I guess. That's all.

Yvette: I DO NOT LIKE THE GAME OF TAG I ALWAYS LOSE.

Audrey: Goddammit, goodbye.